Sabías que Chuck Norris...
Cuando Chuck Norris va a donar sangre no usa jeringuillas: Pide un cubo y un cuchillo.
Sonríe, por favor
Sí, soy un mal tío (y un padrino más peó...)
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Modjo - Lady
Sonríe, por favor
FUENTE: Faro de Vigo
Anoche soñé...
...que jugaba con unos muñecos (eran unos monstruos, mezcla de dinosaurios biónicos con algo más extraño).
Eran 4 y parecían tener vida propia. Teníamos que luchar con uno más grande, así que cogí 1º a los 2 más pequeños y los dirigí al enemigo que se estaba aproximando.
Fue espantoso!. El monstruo grande los destrozó literalmente, tirándome los restos de sus vísceras (supuestamente falsas, ya que eran juguetes...).
Me desperté, este sueño no me estaba gustando.
Silverchair - Tomorrow
Its twelve oclock, and its a wonderful day,
I know you hate me, but Ill ask anyway,
Wont you come with me, to a place in a little town,
The only way to get theres to go straight down,
Theres no bathroom, and there is no sink,
The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink,
Very hard to drink,
You, wait til tomorrow,
You, wait til tomorrow,
You say that money, isnt everything,
But Id like to see you live without it,
You think you can keep on going living like a king,
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it,
Very hard to drink,
Very hard to drink,
You gonna wait too, fat boy,
Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,
You gonna wait too, fat boy,
Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,
You, wait til tomorrow,
You, wait til tomorrow,
You gonna wait too, fat boy,
Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,
You gonna wait too, fat boy,
Fat boy, wait til tomorrow.
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Quién dice que los informáticos se aburren? (XVIII)
Manual de ayuda para tíos pésimos como yo (XII)
The Beatles - Get Back
Incubus - Warning
Online Videos by Veoh.com Incubus Warning
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger
What’s so wrong with
Being happy
Kudos to those who
See through sickness
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don’t ever let life pass you by
I suggest we
Learn to love ourselves before it’s
Made illegal
When will we learn?
When will we change?
Just in time to
See it all fall down
Those left standing...will make millions
Writing books on the way it should have been
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don’t ever let life pass you by
Floating in this
Cosmic jacuzzi
We are like frogs oblivious
To the water
Starting to boil
No one flinches
We all float face down
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don’t ever let life pass you by
Siempre fuiste tú
Sonríe, por favor
FUENTE: Diario de Navarra
Sabías que Chuck Norris...
Si le preguntas a Chuck Norris qué hora es, siempre responde "Faltan dos segundos".
Después de preguntarle "¿Dos segundos para qué?", te pega una patada giratoria en la cara.
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Sonríe, por favor
FUENTE: Faro de Vigo
Portishead - Roads
Sí, soy un mal tío... (y un padrino "más peó")
