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Beastie Boys - Sabotage

 I Can’t Stand It I Know You Planned It
But I’m Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rocking When I’m In Here
Because Your Crystal Bal Ain’t So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Backand Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It’s A Mirage
I’m Tellin’ Y’all It’s a Sabotage
So Listen Up ’Cause You Can’t Say Nothin’
You’ll Shut Me Dow With A Push Of Your Button?
But I’m Out And I’m Gone
I’ll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On
’Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don’t You Get Souped Yet
You’re Scheming On A Thing That’s A Mirage
I’m Trying To Tell You Now It’s Sabotage
Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y’all It’s A Sabotage
I Can’t Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I’m Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
I Can’t Stand Rockin’ When I’m In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You’re All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I’m Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It’s A Miracle
You’re Scheming On A Thing; That’s Sabotage

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Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown - No Air

 

Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air

If I should die before I wake
It’s ’cause you took my breath away
Losing you is like living in a world with no air
Oh

I’m here alone, didn’t wanna leave
My heart won’t move, it’s incomplete
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand

But how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
’Cause my world revolves around you
It’s so hard for me to breathe

[Chorus:]
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air
It’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there
It’s no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you gonna be without me
If you ain’t here, I just can’t breathe
It’s no air, no air

No air, air
No air, air
No air, air
No air, air

I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew
Right off the ground to float to you
There’s no gravity to hold me down for real

But somehow I’m still alive inside
You took my breath, but I survived
I don’t know how, but I don’t even care

So how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
’Cause my world revolves around you
It’s so hard for me to breathe

[Chorus]

No air, air
No air, air
No air, air
No air, air
No more
It’s no air, no air

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Rubén Blades en San Fernando de Maspalomas

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Sabías que Chuck Norris...

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Basement Jax - Where's your head at

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