Sí, soy un mal tío... (y un padrino "más peó")
LomoNegro: por mis santos co....... que este crío no se me vuelve a escapar!
Massive Attack - Protection - (con Tracy Thorn)
This girl I know needs some shelter
She dont believe anyone can help her
Shes doing so much harm, doing so much damage
But you dont want to get involved
You tell her she can manage
And you cant change the way she feels
But you could put your arms around her
I know you want to live yourself
But could you forgive yourself
If you left her just the way
You found her
I stand in front of you
Ill take the force of the blow
Protection
Youre a boy and Im a girl
But you know you can lean on me
And I dont have no fear
Ill take on any man here
Who says thats not the way it should be
I stand in front of you
Take the force of the blow
Protection
Shes a girl and youre a boy
Sometimes you look so small, you look so small
You got a baby of your own
When your babys grown, shell be the one
To catch you when you fall
Stand in front of you
Take the force of the blow
Protection
Youre a girl and Im a boy (x4)
Sometimes you look so small, need some shelter
Just runnin round and round, helter skelter
And Ive leaned on you for years
Now you can lean on me
An thats more than love, thats the way
It should be
Now I cant change the way you think
But I can put my arms around you
Thats just part of the deal
Thats the way I feel
I put my arms around you
I stand in front of you
Take the force of the blow
Protection
Youre a boy and Im a girl (x4)
Sonríe, por favor
FUENTE: Faro de Vigo
Sabías que...
...Chuck Norris es la razón por la que Wally se esconde.
Odio los lunes!!!
Anoche soñé...
- que entraba en un supermercado buscando gangas y terminé dando consejos de prevención de riesgos laborales a un dependiente (porque había una puerta que sólo conducía a una caída).
- en el sótano de este supermercado había un grupo de ladrones que querían entrar forzando una puerta con pólvora.
Prefab Sprout - The King Of Rock N Roll
Feliz fin de semana....cuñaaaoooo!!!!
Quién dice que los informáticos se aburren? (XVII)
Sabías que...
Los Dinosaurios miraron mal a Chuck Norris una vez. UNA VEZ.
En mis sueños casi vuelo...
Amy Winehouse (me & Mr Jones)
Nobody stands in between me and my man, it’s me
And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)
What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)
You thought I didn’t love you when I did (when I did)
Can’t believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)
No you aint worth guest list
Plus one of all them girls you kiss (all them girls)
You can’t keep lying to yourself like this (to yourself)
Can’t believe you played yourself (out) like this
Rulers one thing but come Brixton
Nobody stands in between me and my man
’Cause it’s me and Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)
What kind of fuckery are we?
Nowadays you don’t mean dick to me (dick to me)
I might let you make it up to me (make it up)
Who’s playing Saturday?
What kind of fuckery are you?
Side from Sammy you’re my best black Jew
But I could swear that we were through (we were through)
I still want to wonder ’bout the things you do
Mr. Destiny, 9 and 14
Nobody stands in between me and my man
’Cause it’s Me and Mr JOnes (Me and Mr Jones)
Sonríe, por favor
FUENTE: El Faro de Vigo
Sí, soy un mal tío... (y un padrino "más peó")
Sabías que...
Cuando Chuck Norris manda su declaración de la renta, envía los formularios en blanco e incluye una foto suya, en guardia y listo para atacar.
Chuck Norris nunca ha tenido que pagar sus impuestos.
Sonríe, por favor
Radiohead - The National Anthem
- El himno nacional -
Everyone
Everyone around here
Everyone is so near
What’s going on?
What’s going on?
Everyone
Everyone is so near
Everyone has got the fear
It’s holding on
It’s holding on
It’s holding on (x3)
Sabías que...
...cuando el Hombre del Saco se va a dormir cada noche, mira en su armario para ver si está Chuck Norris.
Tópicos del cine americano (XXVI)
Los personajes nunca tienen padres.
Sólo así se explica que puedan dar fiestas en casa sin preocuparse del ruido, de los vecinos, o de quién se quedará a limpiar al día siguiente.
Clases de inglés por la Universidad de Quembrich
- Bañera giratoria: Tina Turner